D'Arcy's woes with wireless

So it’s becoming apparent that people from Winnipeg can’t make wireless work. Maybe it’s the early onset West Nile that this year’s mosquitos are spreading. We’ve tried everything to help him. The only two options that we have left are to duct tape a coat hanger to his laptop, or to touch one of the metal plates in my body to the laptop case. I’m not a big fan of the last one as D’Arcy can get a little handsy.