A very Happy Valentine to all you out there.  If you’re in the
same boat as me (paddling with one oar), drop by your favourite spirit
shop and get yourself a little self-love present.  Perhaps a
couple of fine bottles of wine or a nice case of imported beer. 
Indulge, indulge, indulge.  So you will be hugging the one you
love, while sitting on a cold linoleum floor, and wishing you’d put
your hair up.